Globalboho.Life: #Joysparks, globalboho style/ the MarieKondo edition.

These jeans were as deep indigo as the ocean at 2 am when they first arrived. Then…amped by a tendency to  think in #twosminimum when it comes to denim that perfectly fits in the first place (#Hollister jeans, the best [mid-priced] kept secret for short-waisted leggy amazons with a bit of #fashist ass a decade…

Globalboho. Life: the gnarls before the Gotdamn!

  [Please read the following in Captain Kirk’s voice.]. “Captain’s Log/ Star Date 11823209018. it’s been…three days…that feel like an eternity…since I have shampooed my …Hair…with the Decommissioned products …in search of the truth in regards…to… the Natural…scheme Of things- How this crew…floating weightlessly above my head or in …the seat of my soul…will fare…

Globalboho.Life: Hallowed be thy Godgiven diagnostics. An excerpt from The #Globalbohoguides/ Beauty edition.

It was destined to get weird due to the person (moi, #laidbackvirgoan, aka #laidbackgermaphobe #iprobablyDOknowwherethosehandshavebeenandimamusedbutdonttouchme)… ANd…the parameters (set by that selfsame Angel). But you guys who’ve been here a while pretty much come for the weirdness that makes beautiful, rational, decadent, logical, restorative sense in the end…so buckle up lol. I am talking to you…

Globalboho.Life: #theDAYAfter is sweeter the more you step into True you~

…Remember those bleary-eyed #theDAYAfter #epicbirthdayrager brunches of yore? Hair of the dawg flying, your friend who was the most trashed the one sitting there like Lil baby Jesus, completely oblivious to what she or he put you guys through and who had to be paid off to protect the innocent? Yeah, me neither. Lol. Oh-…

Globalboho.Life: #thisismines. For NOW…#andthatsok.

A typical Sunday on the far side of Sausalito. THIS is busy for this place. Which may be why Rodeo Beach is already so endearing to me. Turns out the one piece of inexplicable detritus that blends awkwardly in with the landscape is the last of a decomposing whale. But instead of freaking you out…

#Globalbohoexperimenthack, deserttrekstyle…

Cold spiced quinoa salad with wilted spinach and [get this] BEEF JERKY.by God, i feel like a James Bond  villian genius with this one. ..primarily because it never crossed my mind to try it before.  So here’s the deal:toy cook your quinoa over your variation of an open fire. Mines was pre-spiced [thx Marshalls sillygourmetfoodfolks…