Globalboho. Life: the gnarls before the Gotdamn!

  [Please read the following in Captain Kirk’s voice.]. “Captain’s Log/ Star Date 11823209018. it’s been…three days…that feel like an eternity…since I have shampooed my …Hair…with the Decommissioned products …in search of the truth in regards…to… the Natural…scheme Of things- How this crew…floating weightlessly above my head or in …the seat of my soul…will fare…

Globalboho.Life: #theDAYAfter is sweeter the more you step into True you~

…Remember those bleary-eyed #theDAYAfter #epicbirthdayrager brunches of yore? Hair of the dawg flying, your friend who was the most trashed the one sitting there like Lil baby Jesus, completely oblivious to what she or he put you guys through and who had to be paid off to protect the innocent? Yeah, me neither. Lol. Oh-…

#Globalbohoexperimenthack, deserttrekstyle…

Cold spiced quinoa salad with wilted spinach and [get this] BEEF JERKY.by God, i feel like a James Bond  villian genius with this one. ..primarily because it never crossed my mind to try it before.  So here’s the deal:toy cook your quinoa over your variation of an open fire. Mines was pre-spiced [thx Marshalls sillygourmetfoodfolks…

AhOY, MAITEYS!! AHOY!!…IIII AM ISHMAEL!! #GlobalBohoexperimentsuccess!! 

“They may be ugly[#mobydickgranolabars],but they be miiiiiiine!” &they’re delicious! Like,  really! Lol The #homemadeapplesauce! #3years+! Nevermind the fails before #aolab! #tebowing over some fureakin delicious granola bars! #fridaynightfightsWON! (Herman Melville is tossing in the afterlife due to my appropriation lol)

Globalboho morningrits/post ballet bfast

A lil ballet goes a long way in the cool of the morning.  I’ve added Silica to my diet. Diatomaceous earth Fossilized phytoplankton. Health Benefits Natural Source of Silica. Food-grade diatomaceous earth is composed of approximately 85% silica.This is needed by tendons, cartilage, blood vessels, and bones. Only 1/3 of the silica we need is available…